Gotta love those Rednecks!
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Gotta love those Rednecks!
June 17, 2009A Case of Gonorrhea in the Convent
June 15, 2009Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, ‘I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.’
‘Thank God,’ said an elderly nun at the back, ‘I’m so tired of chardonnay.’
California License Plate
May 26, 2009Recently, a Beverly Hills attorney submitted a request to the California Department of Motor Vehicles for a Personalized License Plate. His request was rejected. The reason for the objection was that the letters requested were obscene. The attorney removed one space from the letters and resubmitted the request. This time it was approved. This is the approved version of the license plate.
Breaking News – Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality
May 21, 2009
And we all know who gave it to him…
LEROY
May 20, 2009Leroy and L’Quiesha go to the San Leon Primitive Baptist Church revival and listen to the preacher.
After a while the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the altar.
Leroy gets in line, and when it’s his turn, the preacher asks: “Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?”
Leroy replies: “Preacher, I needs you to pray for my hearing.”
The preacher puts one finger in Leroy’s ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy’s head and prays and prays and prays. He prays a blue streak for Leroy. After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, “Leroy, how is your hearing now?”
Leroy says,”I don’t know, Reverend, it ain’t till next Wednesday.”
An Important Message About Growing Old
May 17, 2009
An Important Message About Growing Old
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Test: Which One Is The Blonde ?
May 11, 2009Okay………here it is. A test to see if your brain is still working.
Which one do you think is the blonde?
Scroll down
Amazing I did not
See it before..
The Blonde is the one
With the wrong leg up.
That’s OK, I did not
Pass the test EITHER!!!!!
The Amazing Scotsman
May 8, 2009A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress. A sign read: ‘Don’t Miss The Amazing Scotsman’. The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Scotsman. Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out a huge hammer and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.
Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw a faded sign for the same circus and the same sign ‘Don’t Miss The Amazing Scotsman’. He couldn’t believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket.
Again, the centre ring was illuminated.
This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The Scotsman stood before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and shattered the coconuts with three swings of his hammer. The crowd went wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.
“You’re incredible!” he told the Scotsman. “But I have to know something. You’re older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts”?
“Well laddie,” said the Scot, “Ma eyes arenae whit they used tae be.”
Amazing Chalk Drawing Illusions
May 8, 2009