Recently, a Beverly Hills attorney submitted a request to the California Department of Motor Vehicles for a Personalized License Plate. His request was rejected. The reason for the objection was that the letters requested were obscene. The attorney removed one space from the letters and resubmitted the request. This time it was approved. This is the approved version of the license plate.
Archive for May, 2009
California License Plate
May 26, 2009A SHORT LOVE STORY
May 24, 2009A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,………. ‘Ma’am,
I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I’m awfully cold.’
‘I have a better idea,’ she replied. ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.’
‘Wow!…………………. That’s a great idea!’, he exclaimed.
‘Good,’ she replied ………….. ‘Get your own f***ing blanket.’
After a moment of silence, ……………………he f*rted.
. . . . . The End
Breaking News – Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality
May 21, 2009
And we all know who gave it to him…
LEROY
May 20, 2009Leroy and L’Quiesha go to the San Leon Primitive Baptist Church revival and listen to the preacher.
After a while the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the altar.
Leroy gets in line, and when it’s his turn, the preacher asks: “Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?”
Leroy replies: “Preacher, I needs you to pray for my hearing.”
The preacher puts one finger in Leroy’s ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy’s head and prays and prays and prays. He prays a blue streak for Leroy. After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, “Leroy, how is your hearing now?”
Leroy says,”I don’t know, Reverend, it ain’t till next Wednesday.”
Failures
May 17, 2009
An Important Message About Growing Old
May 17, 2009
An Important Message About Growing Old
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Text-to-speech website link
May 11, 2009You Type…She speaks.
Turn up the volume.
She will say anything you type. When you move the mouse around, her eyes follow the pointer.
When you write something in the left space and then click on ~ ‘Say it,’ she says it!
You can also change persons doing the talking and the language they speak.
Technology! Wow !!
http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/frameset.php?frame1=talk
Test: Which One Is The Blonde ?
May 11, 2009Okay………here it is. A test to see if your brain is still working.
Which one do you think is the blonde?
Scroll down
Amazing I did not
See it before..
The Blonde is the one
With the wrong leg up.
That’s OK, I did not
Pass the test EITHER!!!!!
Joke about Irish Music
May 11, 2009In Belfast, during the height of the recent Troubles, a furtive-looking man goes into a bar, carrying a large bag. The barman is immediately suspicious and asks him what he’s got in the bag. “Oh, nothing” replies the man. “I’m sorry” says the barman, “you’ll have to show me what you’ve got in the bag”. “Fair enough”, says the man, and opens the bag, revealing a large quantity of gelignite explosive. “Ah sure you’re ok then”, says the barman, “I thought for a moment you’d got a bodhran in there”.